Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship. 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...

Hey Skip,,, How the heck are ya,,, I just wanted to wish you a late Happy Birthday,,, So it is late,,,, How ia Sierra??? Have a great one, fuse, and take care.....FireCracker

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SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., __.|_..._...______===|==|__|..., ] |"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@YOU'VE BEEN HIT! YOU'VE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF THE SEXIEST ON MY LIST! ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT YOU HAVE TO HIT THE SEXIEST PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE REALLY SEXY. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU HAVE UGLINESS FOR 15 YEARS ..........SO HIT 15 SEXY PEOPLE AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SEXY...SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU THINK ARE SEXY...-IF YOU GOT 1 BACK THEN YOU ARE UGLY PEOPLE, JUST SENT YOU THIS TO BE NICE-IF YOU GOT 2 BACK YOU'RE BETTER THAN UGLY-IF YOU GET 3 BACK YOU'RE OKAY-IF YOU GET 4 BACK THEN YOU'RE PRETTY-IF YOU GET 5 BACK THEN YOU'RE FREAKIN SEXY-AND IF YOU GET MORE THAN THAT EVERYBODY THINKS YOU'RE #1 FINE.Send this to all your sexy friends."Including the person who sent it to you"""

Message of the Day:Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably...Never regret anything that made you smile.Send to all the people you love and don't want to lose in2008 ...even me.If you get 3 back, you are a great friend

Hi my fuse, You are THE GREATEST< thank you for everything you do for me, I love you,,,, MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Whatcha think Skip?????????? LOL

it seems my heart bleeds just as much as my eyes :D