Man to drugstore clerk:"I have a permanent boner, I was wondering what u could give me for it?" Clerk:"Let me ask my sister, the pharmacist." He comes back:She said,"The best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store & $3,000 a month in living expenses"
Bored,go to McDonald's and sit in play section and wait for someone to ask you which kid is yours then say I have not chose one yet and see what there face looks like.
Silly Joke:2 boys get in trouble, preacher says to 1 boy"DO YOU KNOW WHERE GOD IS"? Boy runs and says to the other,"We're in trouble. God's missing, they think we did it"
You don't need to read this, it doesn't say anything. Why are you still reading? Don't you have anything else to do? Are you seriously still reading this? OMG!! Lol!
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