Today is"SEXYFRIEND" day and baby you know you are sexy! Send this to all ur sexy friends (even me) if you get:1 - Your ugly2 - ok3 - damn4 - wow5 - fine6 - sexy as HELL7 -"friendship with benefits" cute8 -"rip my eyes out" your to hottt9 - def hit that10 - dymed pieceDid Anyone Ever Tell YouHow Important You Make Others FeelSomebody out here is SmilingAbout Love that is so RealDid Anyone Ever Tell You thatMany Times When They were SadYour E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bitIn Fact It made Them GladFor the Time You Spend Sending ThingsAnd Sharing whatever You FindThere are No Words to Thank YouBut Somebody, Thinks You're FineDid Anyone Ever Tell YouJust How Much They Love YouWell, My Dearest FriendToday I am Telling YouI HOPE I GET THIS BACKI believe that without a specialfriend you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout including me if you care. Seehow many times you get this, I hopeyou get a DOZEN"
Hey Babe, I just wanted to drop by and leave a little"HOT LIPS" Love on your page...... If you're already my friend, the come by and show me some of your LOVIN.....All women love ATTENTION...READ MY PAGE/or/ BLOG, If you think you want to OWN ME!!!......I know I'm worth more then the Highest Bid offered so far. ---BLASTS / BLING PACKS / VIP'S...*Dinner and Dancing*...Get creative with your Bid-----You just might have what it takes to OWN ME!!!--YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!!......MUAHHHHH LOTS OF LUV TO YA!!
BABY IF U WERE MY [HOMEWORK]I WOULD DO U [EVERYDAY]ON MY [TABLE]ON MY [COUCH]AND ON MY [BED]SEND THIS TO THE TEN SEXIEST PPL U KNOW[BOYS.N.GIRLS]1 BACK= UR UGLY3 BACK= UR OKAY5 BACK= UR SEXY6 OR MORE= DAAAAMMN
HEY SEXY....CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT U WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN U WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS 2 ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE U KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! IF YOU THINK IM SEXY? IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOUR HOT! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOUR CUTE IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU FUCK*N ROCK
HOW TO MAKE LOVE>>Ingredients:>4 Laughing eyes>4 Well-shaped legs>4 Loving arms>2 Firm milk containers>2 Nuts>1 Fur-lined mixing bowl>1 Firm banana> >>>Directions:>1. Look into laughing eyes.>2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.>3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.>4 Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until>well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers.>5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover>with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).>6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften,>repeat 4 steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.> >>>Notes:>1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully>before and after use.>2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.> >>3. If cake rises, leave town.> >>> >>> >>>Send this to:>0 people- your love life will be shit>8 people- you will have a sweet love life and good sex>8 or more people- you will find the perfect love
YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCK THEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise mewe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. To know who your true F. U. C. Ks are""9,675,000,000 people in this world & yet I ended up with your crazy ass as a friend? Damn,I'm lucky! -lol-Send this to everyone you love.Get 1 back - Ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back - You have a cpl true friends!Get 3 back - You're aightGet 4 back - You're lovedGet 5 back - You're adoredGet 6 + - Damn you're a celebrity
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