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38 Year Old · Female · Joined on December 9, 2007 · Born on July 7th
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38 Year Old · Female · Joined on December 9, 2007 · Born on July 7th
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Shortly after meeting, I will invite you back to my place. You'll accept because, like most men, you are a delusional piece of shit with high hopes of fucking me. My coy smile and aesthetic appeal will distract you from the ultimate disgust hidden in my eyes which is beginning to surface. I'm going to drug you and you will be knocked out cold. During your inebriation, I'm going to tie you up, meathook you by your virgin asshole and slice you open wide. After you wake up I will go to town on your pathetic, frail body with tire iron. Your bruises will be legendary. Deep, red, raised gashes intricately mixed with the black welts that surround the thick empty pits where your mouth, teeth and eyes used to be. You won't be able to feel much after I'm done cauterizing whats left of your wounds. Next, i'm going to take this knife and slice along your jugular and let you bleed out while I pour gasoline down your throat. Your half-living corpse ignited in flames will finally rid you of your disease. Not written by me, but I just love it!

38 Year Old · Female · Joined on December 9, 2007 · Born on July 7th

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    you are. i'm just me..

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    either way works for me :P

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    thanks for accepting my friend request =D

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    What is beauty?We find beauty in so many things around us.......At sunset we need only to look up at the sky...After God sends a violent storm, he sends his own sign of beauty....God’s given us so much in this world to look at with awe...from majestic mountains....To the smallest of creatures....But most of all, we have been given hearts to love and souls to instill the beauty which makes us....”Us”The real beauty in life lies within each and every one of our hearts......and every day makes the plain and ordinary into the special and extraordinary..Leaving YOU.................Lots of Beauty and Love on Your Page!!

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    Clouds are not the cheeks of angels you knowthey're only clouds.Friendly sometimes,but you can never be sureIf I had longer armsI'd push the clouds awayor make them hang above the water somewhere else,but I'm just a manwho needs and wants,mostly things he'll never have.Looking for that thing that's hardest to find--I've been going a long time nowalong the way I've learned some things.You have to make the good times yourselftake the little times and make them into big timesand save the times that are all right for the ones that aren't so good.I've never been ableto push the clouds away by myself.Help me......Rod McKuen*

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