40 Year Old
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Female
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From Alaska·
Joined on June 26, 2017
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 28th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
40 Year Old
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Female
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From Alaska·
Joined on June 26, 2017
·
Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 28th
·
2 different people have a crush on me!
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40 Year Old
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Female
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From Alaska·
Joined on June 26, 2017
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 28th
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2 different people have a crush on me!
The ninja penguins and the purple pirate porcupines are about to go to war over the rainbow unicorns potato salad, and I'm caught in the middle of it. HEEEEEELP
I just got a ransom note from ninja squirrels, they took my gummy bares and Twinkies hostage. my little green plastic army men are now on a rescue mission
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required to work there,"must not pop bubbles"
I was enjoying my shower...until the Home Depot manager opened the curtains... then it turned awkward! Plus they took my green rubber ducky named Frudiotn
I'm in my room hiding in my closet with my ninja alien space monkey..the flying turtles are trying to get in but my purple fairy ninjas are shooting them with bananas
lshifomdjkidhadihaubiidhadiwnimnmuijara (laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur just kidding I don't have a dinosaur, I have a unicorn-ant, but if I did have a dinosaur I would name it Marvin now my unicorn-ant is jealous and ran away)
A young guy asks"Granny have you seen my bag they were marked Skittles?" Granny says"screw them pills have you seen the rainbow dragon in the kitchen!?"
This lady at the drug store is staring at me like she's never seen anyone wearing a purple tutu, green hug-me-jacket, and orange fluffy bunny slippers before.
