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47 Year Old · Female · From Yakima, WA · Joined on October 28, 2007 · Born on April 25th
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47 Year Old · Female · From Yakima, WA · Joined on October 28, 2007 · Born on April 25th
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I am a 30 yr old bisexual. I am a little on the butcher side, but please boys, don't let that scare you away. I certainly know how to rock my hips and please a man. I have been dating women (primarily) for the last 10 years, and find that lately.. I really miss being loved by a man.

here.. read some more about me, and you decide whether I wet your lips or not.



I'm just a fucked up girl looking for my own piece of mind.




"I don't know what your odds are for the whole population, but as far as this car goes, you're a variable Mack Daddy."




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Find me on AIM.. Aprilmonkeypants ...



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What can I say I am just a little ol me in a little ol box.. a complicated circle with many corners.




I am a lover of people, of minds and intelligence. I adore people who think outside the box and aren't afraid to stumble over their own words to get to the other side with their own new way to put things. I am a survivor. I am screwed up in the head, but not afraid to admit it. I am learning new things about myself and others everyday. I am the leader of my own internal battle, but the first one to give my warriors pep talks. I am always trying to improve who and what I am, never satisfied with all that I am, there is always something else to learn or to grow to.. something better I can be. I am all I can be and nothing quite as good as what I could be. I am a soul seeker, a cuddler, too much of a flirt, and the first one to blush when im kissed. After years and years of dating, Im still shy the first time. I am a romantic (it goes with being a dreamer), and can think of nothing better than bubble baths and jazz music, washing each other and fighting to keep the water in the tub.. silk sheets and sonnets that start with a womans toes and go to her hips then turn to a lullaby as I work my way across her middle and to that space between neck and stomach, throat and collarbone. I am beyond my years, yet older than I wish I was. I am regretful, yet ok with who I am. I am changing and growing more everyday.





"All that you want to be , you already are. All you have to do is more your awareness to that place and recognize the reality of your own soul." - John Rogers





"Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no one's ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream? ...Green mouse ice cream was the worst. I didn't like that at all." - Delerium, Neil Gaiman's The Sandman


"I'm so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month! I'm so hip I have trouble seeing over my pelvis!" - Zaphod Beeblebrox, Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

47 Year Old · Female · From Yakima, WA · Joined on October 28, 2007 · Born on April 25th
Interests
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aching wanderlust, activism, animals, anime, backpacking, beat, being deliciously random, being really fucking aggressive, being sensual, being totally aimless, body modification, books, bootlegs, brooding constantly, cigarettes, clockwork orange, coffeehouses, cognitive distortions, coming on strong, communism, crackling sexual electricity, dancing, debates, divine, drawing, endless delicious luxury, erotica, flirting relentlessly, folk, gay pride, gertrude stein, graphic design, guns with silencers, hostels, incense, indie, john waters, laughing, law, leaves of grass, living juicy..., love, music, my wife!, mythology, off-off-broadway, philosophy, phone sex workers, photography, photoshop, pillows, poetry, politics, punk, pyschology, queer, r&b, rage, rain, rap, reading, remembering those days, revolution, ripping, roots, rough lovemaking, saffron, sandals, scrabble, sculpting, sewing, sex, sex workers, sexy sideways glances, shakespeare, shel silverstein, shopping, silk, sleeping, sneering at you, soul, spirituality, stephen king, storms, strong shoulders, succulent wild women!, talking endlessly over coffee, tattoos, tender melancholy kisses, tennessee williams, the wind, theater, thrift shopping, throbbing bass and piano, traveling, trivial pursuit, velvet, women, wrestling, writing, art, Breakfast in bed, chocolate first thing in the morning, tin roofs, going crazy from time to time.. like this time to that time, world travel, British comedy, soul food, silver screen movies, salvage art, Barcelona, women, words, poetry, back roads, old cemeteries, trains, the golden age of hollywood, intelligence, movies, music, writing, women, the studiously aloof, screenplays,


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Peanut Butter and Pickle sandmiches, the good mayonnaise, long sunday afternoons, playing with the tard children downstairs, Lesbians, Homos, GLBT, Punk Rok Duks, Bubble gum, watching my cat chase a laser on the wall, feeding the animals, making that finger popping noise with my mouth, Making a mental map of the human body.. and mapping you out with my tongue, sticking potatoes in exhaust pipes (ok I dont do that but it always sounded fun), jumping on the bed, making breakfast, popping peoples back, the electricity in my fingers when I touch someone sexy, talking all night on the phone, running thru a patch of flowers, being barefoot on the beach, barking out of moving vehicles, enticing passing motorists to wave back at me, smiling at strangers, screaming at the top of my lungs, being a amped up toys are us kid, wearing my clothes backwards like Kriss Kross, dyeing my hair, going to a crowded bar and waiting till just as the music stops and yelling at the top of my lungs "THIS SHIRT MAKES MY BOOBS LOOK GOOD", spinning children around until they puke, dropping water balloons out of 20 story windows, speaking with an OVER ANIMATED AND HIGHLY EXAGGERATED Chinese accent, being deep, philosophy, meaningless 4 hour conversations at "coffee", chain smoking and pursuing a line of conversation on dreams of changing the world.. up and moving across the universe and all the great things in between, chocolate milk, books, fingerprints, photography, Buddhism, the human brain, intellectual property, rust, primates, tall oaks with friendly moss, pilots, juke joints & honky tonks, glass blowing, stuff like that there.


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~I think that bullshit shouldn't come in such nice little packages. ~I think people keep as much as possible from you, not for your benefit, but because they just cant handle their own fuck ups. ~I think that test driving before you buy isn't really about knowing what you're getting, but more about never seeing the world for what you have. ~I think animals are often more civilized that human beings, and maybe its us that should be locked away behind bars and in cages, and they should roam free. ~I think that if humans ate their young at the first sign of weakness in the baby, we would be on the endangered species list. ~I think people are always too god damned worried about what other people, who often don't even give a fuck either way, think about them, and they let it corrupt them way quicker then a match burns even. ~I think life would be a lot more simple if we all put down the cell phones and picked up some fuckin tools. ~I think that we as a civilization are jaded by what a few people with all the money and all the magazines are telling us. ~I think not speaking my mind more is a mistake. ~I think that self perception should be nicer to us then it is. ~I think if Michael Jackson is guilty then he is a piece of dirt. ~I think I should have made myself do better in school. ~I think when you finally float on love's wings, you don't ever want to touch ground again.
~I think we need to go back to teaching our children some decent manners and that they should hold onto childhood for as long as they can. ~I think we spend too much time drunk, stoned, cracked out, high on pills, or just plain stuck in front of the T.V. to try to call ourselves civilized. ~I think we have too much free time to know what way is forward anymore. ~I think the Amish should trade us places for a week, so that we can appreciate our electronic toys, fast moving cars, high paced, "rush rush rush to do nothing what so ever and be bored five minutes later" lives. ~I think we all take each other for granted. ~I think there is no better moment of the day then when i'm coming home from work and there is only a few more cars on the road, I got a cigarette in one hand, a Pepsi in the cup holder and 80's flashback music playing at ear splitting levels, in that moment, I am the queen of my world, and nothing else exists to stand in the way of sheer bliss. ~I think that we should make people go thru classes in order to take their babies home from the hospital, cause there are too many people out there screwing up on something as simple as loving. ~I think the world needs a bright happy fuckin paint job. ~I think money has clouded the worlds vision, and still gives them nothing but trouble.. no matter how much or little you have. ~I think that some days its easier to smile than others, but no matter what I always have something to be glad about. ~I think that I missed my chance to be a great person who made a difference. ~I think its possible that I will never have a child to raise. ~I think that the time is now. EVERY TIME. ~I think no matter how bad it is, there is someone right down the block that has it worse, and would trade places in a heartbeat. ~I think that without dreams, the lights go out. ~I think that finger painting should still be an option after kindergarten. ~I think nap time should be a required class ~I think that the president has us all wrong. ~I think that I think to much, and sometimes speak to little about things that really matter. ~I think sometimes I'm not heard. ~I think there aren't enough swings on any playground in the country. ~I think children need more people to wave at them from passing cars. ~I think America lost its heart before I was even born. ~I think my generation and those since me have somehow gotten lost in the idea of being nothing like our parents. ~I think if people were a little nicer to others then they would be happier with themselves and the lives they lead everyday. ~I think I was born in the wrong time. ~I think my heart is bigger than even I know. ~I think clean socks are my weakness and if I could I would have a brand new fresh from the bag pair everyday for the rest of my life. ~I think sometimes the only thing to say is nothing at all. ~I think that you can never go wrong with a spontaneous drive to somewhere you don't know where your going, and dammit it may take a while to get back. ~I think everyone needs an anthem, and if we find that one song that no matter what always explains us even if the words don't fit the situation, and we played it loudly in a car with no one around to hear us screaming the words with the windows down driving a little too fast on a straight stretch, then we might feel a little better about ourselves a little more. ~I think im tired of listening to people whine about things they will always hate about themselves, but never get off their fat asses to change. ~I think there are a few people from my past that I would be happy to erase completely. ~I think im glad that there isn't much about my past I allow myself to regret. ~I think that this today is the beginning to something wonderful. ~I think everyone should have a top 30 list. Top 30 things to smile about, top 30 things im glad I don't have to worry about, top 30 things I want to do before I die... so on. ~I think that when you finally fall in love, you feel foolish for all the times you called something love and it wasn't even close ~I think that sometimes you just have to smile and nod ~I think that im more foolish then anyone realizes ~I think that im smarter than im given credit for.. and ~I think that this is just the beginning of what I think

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Music
Adema, 4 non blondes, blondie, concrete blonde, Nickelback, matchbox 20, Suzanne Vega, Cher, Paula Cole, Amanda Marshall, Lucy Woodward, John Mayer, Norah Jones, Billie Holiday, Ella, John Coltrane, Miles Davis, Dizzy, Charlie Parker, Crystal Method, Junior Vasquez, Techno, House, R&B, Missy Elliot, Alicia Keys, Snow White and the 7 Blow Mes, Terrence Trent D'arby, Rick Astley, Mood Music, Metallica (old not new), Melissa Etheridge, Melissa Ferrick, Edie Carey, Alla, Pink, Bitch and Animal, Puddle of Mudd, Limp Bizkit, Salt N Pepa, Staind, Starship, Journey, Poison, The Donnas, Ani Difranco, Bjork, Tori Amos, Tracy Bonham, A variety of sorts wouldnt you say?





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  • Someone ⇒ fukfire

    Good Mornin Princess ... *smile* ... My name is Bad Boy ... I'm stoppin by to give you some LOVE and also Welcome to YOU too Fubar ...*smile* ...

    I hope you have great and wonderful good time here and feel free stoppin by , my door is always open and so is my lap also ... *wink* ... so have good time ... * kiss on cheeks* ...


    16 years ago · Reply
  • sevenfukfire
    welcome

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