WARNING!!! A note to the consumer: 'Rob' may or may not be harmful to your social wellbeing. Side effects were observed in 7 out of 10 subjects in a study performed by the Clubbing Commission of Salt Lake City. Negative side effects included dizziness, inability to dance to the beat, incoherence, general belligerence, and late night vomiting. Positive side effects included euphoria, multiple orgasms, disregard for social expectations, happy detachment from awkwardness inherent in normally uncomfortable situations, and a general lack of "giving a fuck." Other more serious side effects include the possibility of “kickin ass at kicking ass.” If you experience any of these side effects, be sure to call the hotline at 1.800.rob.rock(s). Thank you for your interest in our product. much love
