God has annointed me and given me the gift of healing troubled women. I can heal your sins through Repetitive Sin Reenactment Therapy.

Worshiping alongside the unholy, the unabsolved, and the perverted. Our ministers sacrifice their souls daily through Sin Familiarization and Desensitization (SFD) as well as Chemically Mediated Relaxation (CMR) sessions. We humbly lay ourselves beside the sinners of the world so that we may fully understand, appreciate and hungrily receive the many enjoyable gifts God has chosen to bestow upon us...The ministers and members of the Church of the Unholy Minds want to enjoy, and even savor, the reasons we need to ask for forgiveness. We do this so we can understand and sincerely rationalize our human imperfections; and be thankful that someone else died for our sins.

According to biblical doctrine we are all sinners in Gods eyes. We are all imperfect beings. We at The Church of the Unholy Minds understand this truth, and embrace this reality, without some form of organized religion; all of us are doomed to eternal damnation. However, unlike traditional Christian theology and dogma, we believe that since we are all inevitably doomed, we might as well drink up, rejoice, and indulge in the gifts of the flesh bestowed upon us by our heavenly father.

For this is the lord's doing, and it is marvelous in our eyes. Psalm 118:23

We offer Repetitive Sin Reenactment Therapy (RSRT) Our RSR therapist offer specialized individual therapy. Our therapist understand that traditional western counseling does not offer individuals an avenue to truly free themselves from unwanted and unwarranted religious guilt and shame. God does not want you to suffer...we can help you break free from the bounds of this shame in three to six RSR sessions (no guarantee of this...some difficult cases of deep seeded religious guilt can take many sessions)

The Reverend Jim