Mathematical FormulaWhat Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer thesequestions:If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Zis represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%andK-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.Now let's tryE-A-T-I-N-G P-U-S-S-Y5+1+20+9+14+7 + 16+21+19+19+25 = 156!!!If my boss is a woman... I'll do anything to make sure she CUMs out on top! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from Sexi Luv.com aDICKt of Passion
She nodded at me, blew me a kiss and whispered in a naughty voice"A better question would be whether or not you can keep up with me!" I could just imagine what she would sound like in bed. My skin tingled and my loins throbbed as I stood, my hand lifting her skirt for a moment then it fluttered downward. My hand slid behind her back, pulling her tightly against me... tight against my throbbing desire. A smile upon her face,"I see that you're as aroused as I am, my pri..."
I did not let her finish her words. Instead my lips found hers for a passionate kiss. She was surprised with my rapid attack, but opened her mouth for my entrance. She tasted wonderful. Our tongues danced. Our bodies molded together, swaying and grinding. Her hands now moved up and down my body... Tongue Goes In First!
"You're lucky" she whispers. My eyes look with interest,"I'm lucky in so many ways to not only find you, but to be with you... but why do you say so m'Lady?" Because I'm here for a wedding reception and...." She trailed off. Hmmmmmm.... I wondered.... a wedding reception. I tried to shield the view of her with my body. Her fingers wove into my thick hair pulling me towards her body which smelled delicious. I wanted to taste of her desire... drinking deeply. My body pulsed with passion. I slid my hand up the back of her left thigh, under her skirt... rising high until it slipped off the edge of her stockings. Her skin was so hot."Yessssssss.... don't stop yet....my prince..." Higher... Higher... finding her cheek... my forearm pressed up between her legs... so hot and..."That's right, my prince... no panties... So what are your plans now?" "M'Lady... would you like to join me...???" thediamonddew.com
I smile at the sound of an"Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face which is framed so nicely... Hmmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, my lips touch the center of her palm. A shudder passes through her body. I kiss softly around that palm, enjoying the sensation of her hot soft skin beneath my lips... each pad of her fingers... her wrist... She smells delicious. I drink in her scent again, almost swooning with desire... yet wanting her to know that my mission is to give her the pleasure that she so justly deserves. Softly... ever to softly, I flick my tongue across her wrist (YUMMY!!!!) and smile again at the gasp and tremble. Hmmmmmmm.... turning her hand, palm towards me and fingers upwards I kiss each knuckle before landing at the tip of her pinkie. Kissing the tip of her ring finger. The next... and the next. My eyes upon hers which burn with the desire which throbs in my loins as well, I open my lips and slide down over the tip of her index finger. Her free hand goes to her bosom with an"oh my!". I suck upon that finger tip but a moment before pressing downward... her finger slips into my mouth... up past my tongue... then I begin to bob up and down... her finger plunging in and out... her nipples rise and her hips rock to my rhythm... thediamonddew.com
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Her eyes draw me in... teasing me... tempting me. I move across the crowded room to stand before her. She offers a hello, but licks her lips. Her clothing clings nicely to her curvacious body. My heart begins to pound, and I know that the tingling in my loins has become quite pronounced. Slowly my eyes move from hers... downwards. Drinking in her presence... and her sexuality. My mouth waters. I go to one knee, straddling her left leg... almost but not quite touching then take her left hand in mine. Her skin is hot... smooth... soft... in invitation of other... I shake my head to clear the thought of her naked flesh against mine as I lower my lips to the back of her hand. I smile at the sound of an"Oooohhhh" escaping from her lips. My kiss lingers, but my eyes travel up her legs... her hips (hmmmmmmmmm)... her breasts (oh my)... to her face which is framed so nicely... What is she thinking...??? Is it... thediamonddew.com
Se potessi afferrare una stella dal cielo per sempre mi avete reso il sorriso, io avreste l'intero cielo di sera nelle palme delle mie mani.If I could grab a star from the sky for everytime you made me smile ,I would have the entire evening sky in the palms of my hands.Sono molto felice di avere così donna bella come amico. Grazie ed i baci per voi.I am very happy to have such a beautiful woman as a friend. Thank you and kisses for you.Ciò è aumentato è pallida nel comaprison a quanto bella siete.@}--This rose is pale in comparison to how beautiful you areDREAMING of YOU
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