CAN I INVITE YOU OVER TO MY HOUSE.....SIT YOU DOWN ON MY COUCH....HAVE A LITTLE CONVO.....POUR SOME GREY GOOSE....AND TAKE YOU TO MY BEDROOM......LAY YOU DOWN ON MY BED.....AND TURN THE LIGHTS OFF ......LIGHT A FEW CANDLES.....TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES.......WALK TO THE DRESSER AND TURN ON SOME MUSIC.....THEN WALK SLOWLY BACK OVER TO THE BED......GET UNDER THE COVER.....AND ASK YOU TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET COMFORTABLE....I SLOWLY CLIMB ON TOP OF YOU AND BEGIN TO KISS YOUR STOMACH....AND WORK MY WAY DOWN.....AND FINALLY I GET ON MY KNEES AND START..... ...............PRAYING THAT YOU WILL BE BLESSED EVERYDAY!!..... GOTCHA ....I WONDER WHAT YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE READING THIS....SEND THIS TO ALL THE SEXY PEOPLE YOU KNOW INCLUDING ME!!!! (IF YOU THINK I AM SEXY.) IF YOU GET 5 BACK YOU ARE CUTE! IF YOU GET 7 BACK YOU ARE HOT! IF YOU GET 10 BACK YOU F*CKING ROCK
COURT ORDER!!! You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART... And hijackin my SMILES... With your CUTENESS... HOW DO YOU PLEAD..... GUILTY?!?! YOU are sentenced... TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!! NO BAIL...... ;o) Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!! IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!! YOUR FRENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING
