Think about this for a min......>If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you>care?>If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something>happened, would you come?>If I had one day left, to live my life; would you be part of>that last day?>If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?>>This is a test to see who your real friends are or if you are>just some one to talk to you when they are bored . . . send this to>everybody on your list including the person who sent it to you. I just>did.....because you are my friend. If I don't get this back I guess your not>my friend.>>If you have a lot of love for someone... Copy and send this to your>whole buddy list.""Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes? They blink together, they move together, they cry together, they see things together and they sleep together, BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER... that's what friendship is. Your aspiration is your motivation, your motivation is your belief, your belief is your peace, your peace is your target, your target is heaven, and life is like hell without FRIENDS. It's"world best friends week". Who is your best friend? Send this to all Your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many you get back. If u get more than 3 then you really are a lovable person""

HEY LADIES~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>LOLBody: You've been hit by the|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |||...WINE TRUCK..........| ||'|";, ___.|_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] -"(@)'(@)"""''"**|(@)(@)*****''(@)ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 5 WOMEN WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN; INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO U . IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU'LL KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE A PROBLEM !WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING"WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOKMORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE"OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA.10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIRFAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!

A simple bitch tells you, she'shad enough to drink.*A real bitch tells you we needanother shot, we bout toget fucked up!A simple bitch goes to the clubwith you and sits down.*A real bitch goes to the clubwith you and says lets showthese simple bitches how we do it.A simple bitch wonders whoyour new man is.*A real bitch knows that muthafucka's first name, last name,birthday,address, who he'srelated to, what kinda car hedrive's, where he works,howmany babies mama's he has,and how many bitches he istalking to right now!!!A simple bitch thinks the friendshipis over when you have an argument.*A real bitch lets you know thatwas fucked up, but I love ya."A simple bitch expects you toalways be there for them.*A real bitch knows you will alwaysbe there for them, they don'thave to expect shit.A simple bitch reads this e-mail,realizes that she is a simple bitchand then deletes it.*A real bitch passes this to her realbitches without thinking about it.Pass this to all your real bitches....if you don't get it back that'sbecause you sent it to a simple bitch.

DAMMIT...I'M SO FREAKIN' MAD!!! I GOT ARRESTED TODAY FOR POSSESSION OF OVER THE LEGAL LIMITS OF GOOD LOOKS. THEY'RE HOLDING ME AT THE STATION, SAYING THAT ONLY A SEXY PERSON CAN BAIL ME OUT. SO...YOU COMIN' OR WHAT?!? SEND THIS TO YOUR SEXIEST FRIENDS...INCLUDING THE ONE WHO SENT IT TO YOU (IF YOU THINK THEY'RE SEXY OF COURSE). IF YOU GET THIS BACK AT LEAST TEN TIMES IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE SUPER SEXY!!! ;) US SEXY PEOPLE GOT TO STAY TOGETHER