Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you
want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear.

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AND IN OTHER NEWS, I AM WEIRD AND I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LIKE ME OR NOT. YOU CAN THROW UP RAZOR BLADES AND SHIT POPSICLE STICKS FOR ALL I CARE.

Now, on to the good shit.
I write, alot. some is poetry and some is lyrics. Yes, they are dark and twisted, but hey, i never said i was normal. i love to read. stephen king and tami hoag are two of my favorite novelists. Edgar Allen Poe is GOD. William Shakespeare is completely fascinating and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is some of the best detective reading there is. If you have no idea who these people are, you need to go get an education. I used to ride bmx and skateboard. I still tend to surf and snowboard on occasion. I love my music. Music is my life. I am a cult classic horror movie fan. THe classic slashers. Where would horror be today without them. I make jewelry. I love working on cars and electronics. I have a nack for it i guess. Anything that you want to know and dont see her, message me. Oh, pizza is the food of the gods.