Now I lay me down to sleepI pray the Lord my shape to keep.Please no wrinkles, Please no bagsAnd please lift my butt before it sags.Please no age spots, Please no grayAnd as for my belly, Please take it away.Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.Five tips for a woman.....1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.Foot Note:One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their day !!!
THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY GOOD FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u.____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx____xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_____xxxxxxxxxheartxxxxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx_________xxxxtoxxxxxxxxxxxx___________xxxxxxxxxxxxx_____________xxxxxallxx______________xxxxxx_______________thex_______________xxx_______friends__xx_____________x_you_______x_________xx___care_xx_____xxxx__xaboutx___xxxxxxx____xxthexxx______xxxxxxxx_most!!_xxxxxxxx_________xxxxxxx_________xxxxxxx________xxxxxx_____xxxxxxxiF y0u gEt iT bACK iT mEAnS tHEy L0vE aND cARe f0r y0u aS y0u L0vE aND cARe f0r tHeM""i MET U AS A STRANGERTOOK U AS A FRIEND.I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRIENDSHIP NEVER ENDS.SEND IT 2 YO HOMIES.IF U GET 5 BACK UR A O.K. FRIENDIF U GET 10 BAcK UR A GREAT FRIENDIF U GET 15 BAcK UR A AWSOME FRIENDIF U GET 20 UR DA BEST IN DA WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Always remember for 2008...Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you love and care for, & don't want to lose in 2008, even me...Enjoy your last day of 2007
Roses are Red,Diamonds are Blue,I will fight any person,That Fucks with you!!Now send thisto everyone whoseback you got and see whowho has yours!! if u r a true friend!!......@..........@......@.@.@.@....@......@........@........@...@............@....@@...@..............@@..@....@............@...@......@...........@..@.........@......@..@.............@..@.From...........@......Me..........@............TO.....@................You.@........@@@......@@@@..@....@..........@...@.............@@@......@@.......@@@.......@..@@.........................@.........................@.........................@.........................@.........................@........................@.......................@ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT WITH THE BEAUTY ROSE , YOU HAVE TO HIT15 OTHER PEOPLE. IF YOU GET THIS BACKIT MEANS YOUR VERY CUTE, SO START SENDIN. IF YOU BREAK THIS CHAIN YOU WILL BE CURSED WITH UGLINESS * DONT MESS UP !! ALSO 2 DA PERSON WHO SENT IT 2 U
Love starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over someonewho won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible toforget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDESTthing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else .DON'T let the past hold you back,your missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORt. If you dont look around once in a while youmight miss it. A BEST FRIEND is life a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings Godforgot to give us.When it HURTS to look bac, and your're SCARED to look ahead, you canlook beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.TRUE FRIENDSHIP"NEVER ENDS".Friends are FOREVER.Good friends are like STARS You dont always see them, but you knowthey are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person whomade you cry? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them. Everything is okay in the end.If its not okay, then its not the end. Most people walk in and out of your life, but onlyFRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. Send this to all the people that are your friendincluding the person that sent this to you. If you get five back that makes you a true FRIEND..
THIS IS A TOAST ... TO US ... FOR THE MAN WHO HAS US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!You have been hit. You have been considered one of the 10 most fabulous ladies on my friends list. Once you have been hit, you have to hit 10 fabulous ladies. If you get hit again you know you're really fabulous .SEND THIS TO 10 AMAZING LADIES, INCLUDING THE ONE ? WHO SENT IT TO YOU!!!THINK PINK!! BREAST CANCER awareness month!!
if you got this its because I haven't shown you any in a long time...I have trouble getting around to everyone, but you are on my friends list for a reason and I wanted you to know I haven't forgotten you!
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