44 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: Girl Interrupted·
Joined on July 20, 2006
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Born on February 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
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"Turn off the sun pull the stars from the sky, The more I give to you the more I die!"
I've lived everywhere from Maine to Las Vegas; and from England to South Korea. I've far too many hobbies to list, although music and spending time with my friends are at the top of my list. I work 40 - 50 hours a week and spend the rest of my time trying to have a life. I try to work to live and not live to work, but it doesn't always feel that way.
I have the world’s coolest kid ever! He just turned six, and is the greatest thing to ever grace this putrid world. In a place where chaos reigns supreme he is the one thing that makes sense. He is the one thing that makes the pain bearable; the one thing that makes it all truly worth doing.
The world is masked in subtle shades of grey; reflections of the choices placed before us. Echoes of our past haunting our every step, setting the foundation of self doubt and insecurity. Amongst this swirling mist of confusion we float endlessly; unsure of what lies before us or how to move on. And yet somehow I place one foot forward and take yet another step towards that which is unknown. All the while hoping, praying this step will be my last.
44 Year Old
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Male
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Invited by: Girl Interrupted·
Joined on July 20, 2006
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Born on February 21st
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I have a crush on someone!
2007-05-04 11:03:35 Jim walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow he swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the Jim,"Did you see what your monkey just did?" Jim says"No, what?""He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!""Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Jim,"He eats everything in sight, the little pig. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While Jim is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted."Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks."No, what?" replies Jim."Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied Jim."He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
