Okay I have been asked what was wrong with me today...let me just tell you what is going on.....
First of all I woke up because I had fallen out of my 110 year old iron bed...on the wrong side now mind you..(seriously i think the 5 year old kicked me out on purpose)..then i haul my sore butt up out off the floor...started walking out of the room and tripped over the cord to the fan...(did i mention i was on the wrong side of the bed....i would not have tripped if it was on the side it was supposed to be on!!) Well if that is not funny enough...i go to bathroom looking through hazey sleepy eyes...and sit down without looking...now you would think with an 8 year old and 5 year old boy in the house i would know better...but nnnooooo....not me....so yes you guessed it I FELL IN!! damn those kids....I think i heard them laughing to....ooooo when i catch them....i know they do it on purpose...sigh...well then i call somebody I wanted to talk to and as soon as I hung up i realized I had been rude...so I knew I was in trouble...I knew I should have gotten that diet coke before I picked up the phone...grrrr....well lets see...had to go to the school and argue with a teacher...nothing out of the ordinary there...but when I got home I tripped UP my steps...now how the hell does a person trip UP steps...sigh....gezzzz....oh and it gets better....I get fussed at for the phone call I knew I was going to get fussed at about....I accidently deleted my resume'...then while hanging curtains in my house (standing on the stove I might add so I can reach the damn window...I have 14 ceilings..did i mention i am only 5'4 and 3/4...cant seem to get the 1/4 for NOTHING I tell you...) I hit my finger not once...not twice but five times....and I wonder why they wont let me play with power tools......sigh.....sooo....now that you know what my day has been like I am going to try and crawl back to bed...and get in on the RIGHT side..and stay there....lol....what a day!!
