M's blog: "11 FU'z You'z"

I work at a grocery store and its between two restaurants (a chinese restaurant and a mexican restaurant) Ok so our store has a cat in the back one day i told an associate in front of my store manager that i was gonna go to the chinese chef and ask how much it would cost for black cat and fried rice.. Next thing i know my store manager says, "If I find my kat missing 'Youre FIRED!!', so I asked the asscoiate after she left, "how do you put on your resume you were fired for eating your boses pussy??"

This made me laugh cos it is soo true! Check it out!! Fuck you number ONE. There is NO SUCH THING as a fubar Tracker. It does NOT exist. So quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" No, it doesn't. Fuck you number TWO. To the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number THREE. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number FOUR. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FIVE. Quit crying because you're not on someones 'Top 25' Who cares?!? ITS MYFRIENDS LIST.. NOT YOUR FRIENDS LIST If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number SIX. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SEVEN. 6th graders who have Fubar and look like sluts, and act like whores; Go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents - Quit blaming Fubar for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before Fubar, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it! Fubar really is for adults.... Fuck you number EIGHT. If you have decided to read this, you are a true fubar Friend. Real friends read their blogs, except for the ones about those fucking ringtones.... Fuck you number NINE. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains Fuck you number TEN. If you open a blog and it says something like repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape you tonight, or some dead bitch is going to rape your mom - quit being dumb! Fuck you number ELEVEN. Fubar was created to keep up with friends. Quit trying to check up on your ex!! Come on, now, people, that's called stalking...you might as well be sitting in front of their house with binoculars. This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. If this made you laugh, or you agree with it, then repost this with.. 11 FUCK YOU's of fubar!