Thanks for taking a look. First, just to clear the air, I am the happily married female half of a swinging couple. Swinging does NOT mean I am looking for sex via the internet. I enjoy plenty of nocturnal activities without having prowl through the internet slush pile. I am here to chat, see what this site is about, and faff about when I have nothing better to do. I am also a exhibitionist, and enjoy showing off. From what I understand this site is even more restrictive than FB when posting photos, so I guess I'll just be testing the waters here. Feel free to say hello to me; as long as you can act civilized and not like a horny net geek, I'll probably say hello back to you.

After just one day on Fubar, I've decided to make a little amendment to profile here, answering some questions I've been asked.

(1) I am from New York. Anything more specific is not needed, since I have no intention of meeting people in real life from this site. Even one day here has shown me how classless and creepy some people are.

(2) Don't get me bling! Spend your money wisely: Donate to a charity, the hungry, or get a good bottle of vodka. Your money will be better spent that way. If you want to send me fu-drinks, fine, those don't cost real money.

(3) I rarely pay attention to the shoutbox/chatbox. I have messages flying through that window at a speed at which I can not keep up. Most of the messages that pass through there are not worth responses, anyway. If you say something intelligent you might get a reply, but comments like "Can I fuck you," or "Nice assss and tits," will not get a reply.

(4) Just because I rate you doesn't mean I'm interested in you. Seems you have to rate profiles to level up here.

(5) No invites to lounges please. Those chat rooms make my PC run very slow.

(6) If you like my pictures, thank you! Please don't beg me to post more. I will! I like showing off, but I am a wife and mother and have lots of other things to do during the day.

(7) Guys, please do not ask me to rate/comment on your "Dick" pic. Look, I love cock, but I've seen plenty, bigger and better than yours, I promise. At leas show a full length nude photo of you. Much more interesting than just a pick of a cock.