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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    `The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed...LOLThank you for stopping by. You have a wonderful weekend.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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    'A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says,"Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello? ...LOL...Thank you for stopping by. YOU have a lovely evening.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet Aka Modela


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    `Life is just like an ocean; we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remains is just the memories of someone who touched us like waves. I would like to touch everyone with my utmost sincerity, endless love for humanity, and burning desire to care ~ Juliet AKA Modela Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks, gifts and nice comments on my profile page. I appreciate your friendship and may our friendship will grow stronger forever. Please be safe.You have a wonderful weekend.
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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    I hope your holidays will be full of joy, love, peace and happiness and may you have a memorable and eventful bonding time with your family and friends.A few of my Christmas gift suggestions for you:To your enemy, forgiveness.To your opponent, tolerance.To your friend, your heart.To your customer, service.To all, charity.To every child in this world, a good example.To yourself, respect, kindness and gratefulness.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR ALL THE LOVIN' YOU'VE SHOWERED TO ME ALWAYS. MOST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME ALL THROUGH THIS YEAR. I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND.MERRY CHRISTMAS and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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    'My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    *~ SOMEWHERE ~*IAnother night, another roomAnother shadow from a cloud against the moonAn endless blue sky of starsWherever my eyes turn, there you areIIAnother day, another timeAnother moment like this, you were by my sideBut when the winds catch my hairLike earth and sea and sky, I know you're thereIIIThere are things I wishI had taken time to saySo many moments I let slip awayBut when the shadows fadeWith the morning lightI can feel you're all rightIVSomewhere in a land outside of timeSomewhere only hearts can ever goSomewhere beyond words and ways and questions whyWe still hold the wonder of our loveVSeasons come, seasons goThe world keeps turning, and I wonder if you knowMy heart of hearts is so full of dreamsI believe that you're the one who'll give them wingsVIWherever you may beIn that canopy of starsI know that you are not so very farWherever life takes meI will carry youIn every dream that comes trueRepeat IVVIISomewhere in a land outside of timeSomewhere between here and skies aboveSomewhere deep inside of us where hope never diesWe still hold the wonder of our loveVIIISomewhere in a land outside of timeSomewhere only hearts can ever goSomewhere deep inside of us where hope never diesWe still hold the wonder of our loveWe still hold the wonder of our loveI HOPE YOUR LABOR DAY WEEKEND WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)ENJOY MY SONG. GOD BLESS!


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    .~ Today, Live Life To The Fullest ~Lock the doors that once led to yesterday-Shut the screen andPull the curtains, asYesterday has been gone for always.Open the windows to glance at tomorrow-So you can foreseeWhat could be-? But keep the door closed asTomorrow has not yet arrived-Clouds could disappear andThe sun could reappear on the horizon-What is to be, we can never be certain.Open the doors and windows to today-The world is waiting for us to emerge-The sun has risen andToday is a God-given gift given that now belongs to us.Wipe your tears awayWept for yesterdays sorrows andNever fear for what tomorrow could bring-Yes the sky could darken and rain could pour, butAngels could paint the sky blue asA rainbow could form over mountains of hopefulness-Yesterday has been carried away in a gust of wind, whileWhat tomorrow shall give us we cannot be sure? Yesterday and tomorrow belong to God-And today-We can feel and we can hear-It is a gift we can hold in our hands, A reward we can clearly see. With love,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. - Your Husband"When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up." ~ LOLI HOPE YOUR WEEKEND WAS FUN AND EVENTFUL. THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR LEAVING ME SOME SWEET LOVIN'. YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD.xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    .Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Juliet AKA Modela


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    May One Always Watch Over You!!

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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me nice comments, drinks and gifts everyday. Please know that I appreciate your kind gestures towards me and I care about you as my friend. I hope that we will continue to nurture our friendship until time will give up on us. Please stay as sweet as you are and remember to make other people happy by smiling to someone you meet and give a free hugs to everyone who needs one. These will make a difference to someone life. You have a beautiful week ahead... Love you my friend, Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)"My mother gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, she believed in me." ~ Juliet


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:1."Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."2."Find Amelia Earhart yet?"3."Can you hear me NOW?"4."Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"5."You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."6."Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"7."You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."8."Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"9."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"10."Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."11."Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"LOL.....LOL...LOL...YOU HAVE AN ENJOYABLE WEEKEND MY FRIEND.GOOD NIGHT AND SWEET DREAMS!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Good night....


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  • Someone ⇒ mossgd

    When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)


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