BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH...>> A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar>and orders a drink.>Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner>table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the>biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:"I went by your>grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is>one fine looking woman!">>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies>are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of>a hat. The drunk leans on the table again and>says:"I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever>had!">>The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker>still says nothing.> The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,"I'll>tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!">>At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the>shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...................>>"Grandpa.....Go home, you're drunk."
