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66 Year Old · Male · Joined on July 14, 2006 · Born on March 7th
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66 Year Old · Male · Joined on July 14, 2006 · Born on March 7th
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OOH-FA I AM WORST THEN FINGERNAILS SCRATCHING ON A BLACKBOARD! DON'T MAKE A SOUND! DON'T EVEN BREATH! DON'T EVEN TURN AROUND! OR YOU'LL COME FACE TO FACE WITH YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! CRY-FOR-YOUR-MOMMY! THE END IS NEAR! I'D RUN IF I WERE YOU! I'M CLOSER THAN YOU THINK! TIME'S UP! GET READY LITTLE LADY 'HELL' IS COMING TO BREAKFAST! TAKING ROAD TRIPS AND LEAVING MANGLED BODIES IN MY WAKE WHILE LURKING FOR WOMAN SO I CAN USE'EM UP AND BLEED'EM DRY.HOMICIDAL MANIAC,MURDEROUS LUNATIC.THREATENING,DRIVEN TO ENDANGER.BRUTALLY GRAPHIC,NUT-CASE,CREEPY,EXTREMELY VIOLENT.NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH,MEANER THAN A RATTLER,EVIL,WEIRD,SCHIZOPHRENIC,DELUSIONAL,DERANGED,HALLUCINATING.DISTURBING RAVING MANIAC.A HULKING PSYCHOPATH.KINDA CREEPY,KINDA WONDERFUL,AN EXTRA-SPECIAL A PSYCHOTIC TWISTED PSYCHO WITH SCISSORS.DANGEROUS.BUT NOT ACTUALLY DANGEROUS AS DEFINED MY THE COURTS.IT STINKS SOMETIMES NOT KNOWING WHETHER I'M OPTIMISTICALLY PESSIMISTIC OR PESSIMISTICALLY OPTIMISTIC? AND BEING HOOKED ON ICE! CRO-MAGNON LOOKING BASTARD.A SLEDGEHAMMER.THE ULTIMATE MALE.NOT THE VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCE.THE FLY IN THE OINTMENT.THE MONKEY IN THE WRENCH.THE PAIN IN THE ASS.I AM HIP TO BE SQUARE.HIP TO BE ROCKING'.I AM COOLER THAN THE COOLEST.NOTORIOUS FOR BEING A WISE GUY! I AM SO DEPRESSED THAT I AM DEMENTED.I AM NEARLY CATATONIC.

66 Year Old · Male · Joined on July 14, 2006 · Born on March 7th
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DRIVEN TO ENDANGER SINCE 1969 BEING CLEVER CAPABLE OF CAREFULLY PLOTTING THINGS OUT AND HAVING AIRTIGHT ALIBIS. HIDING THE EVIDENCE UNDER 90 SECONDS THREATENING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW HINDERING THE POLICE IN THE PERFORMANCE OF THEIR DUTY RESISTING ARREST SOME HOW MANAGING TO STAY ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SHERIFF SCISSORS AND A HIGH CARBON-STAINLESS STEEL HOOK KNIFE WOMAN WHO ARE SCREAMERS I HATE SEARCH WARRANTS RESTRAINING ORDERS WOMAN WHO RUN...GRRRR I HATE THAT! I THAN HAVE TO CHASE'EM DOWN.
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    ♥♥HI SWEETIE♥♥ I RATED UR PROFILE A 10 & BECAME UR FAN ;) IF U WOULD DO THE SAME AND WOULD LIKE TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND THAT WOULD BE NICE ~~HUGS & KISSES~~ ♥♥♥♥ Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting *~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~* Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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