34 Year Old
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Female
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From Fort Worth, TX·
Joined on July 12, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 12th
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1 person has a crush on me!
34 Year Old
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Female
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From Fort Worth, TX·
Joined on July 12, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 12th
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1 person has a crush on me!
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How goes it? The name is Tori I'm from Fort Worth, TX don't like it then you can shove it! hahaha Music = life in my book Cuz without music i would just go crazy, I love to party, love my booze, love to be with friends, love my dog, and love to meet new people. I'm very outgoing and spontaneus unless i'm bored and have nothing to say cuz im tired, you can love me or you can hate me I've been screwed over way too many times by people i love so i just don't give a shit anymore, yeah im a bitch but you have to be just to live in this world we only live once so live it to its fullest and have fun with it sex, drugs and booze always fun i still have the american dream but hey im only 20 so why not have fu till it comes right? well thats all for know i guess ive explained myself lol later
34 Year Old
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Female
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From Fort Worth, TX·
Joined on July 12, 2007
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on September 12th
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1 person has a crush on me!
At 85 years of age, Jack married LaVonne, a lovely 25-year-old. Since her new husband is so old, LaVonne decides that after their wedding she and Jack should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.After the wedding festivities LaVonne prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Jack, her 85-year-old groom ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Jack takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.After a few minutes, LaVonne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Jack. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LaVonne consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Jack kisses his bride, bids her afond goodnight and leaves.She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Jack is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action. Once again they enjoy each other. But as Jack gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him,"I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Jack."Jack, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LaVonne and says,"You mean I was here already?"Alzheimer's - it has its advantages.
