Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman...Just take for example, the Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald T. Sterling.... LOLHAPPY THURSDAY!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

Got a new program that you can't wait to use? Before you install it, you should ensure that your computer can handle it. Below, is one of a kind and a newer version of high tech laptop (lap...top-indeed! LOL) computer you can use today.... pack with panty-ilion (LOL) CPU -64-bit (x64) processor, Good memory (4GB - RAM you will never forget in your entire life LOL), free installed graphics card (want to be graphic, you'll have it! LOL), Ample of free hard disk space... (plenty of hard...errr I mean disk space...LOL) . ENJOY!...LOLThank you for the drinks you've left in my profile today/tonight. You have a good week ahead.Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR THE DRINKS MY FRIEND.HAPPY TUESDAY TO YOU.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person -IRONIC! ....LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY. I HOPE YOU HAD A FUN WEEKEND. GOOD NIGHT AND HAVE A GOOD WEEK AHEAD. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children."You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said,"You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom."Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,"Come on, Dick, let's go." ~ LOLThank you for stopping by. Good night and sweet dreams.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Spring is in the air.......:)

'A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife"mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this."Mother of six," he would say,"what's for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out,"Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back,"I'll be right with you, father of four!" ~ LOLGood night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said,"Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother,"Don't eat it. Its an asshole! ...LOL....LOL....LOLTHANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR THE DRINK. YOU HAVE A MARVELOUS WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)

`An investigative journalist went to Afghanistan to study the culture and was shocked to discover that women were made to walk ten paces behind the men. She asked her guide why and he said,"Because they are considered of lesser status." Outraged the journalist went home. A year later she returned covering violence in the region and was surprised to see the women walking ten paces ahead. She turned to her guide and this time asked,"What has changed?" The guide answered,"Land mines.".....LOL...LOL...LOLTGIF!YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SUNNY DAY!Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)