Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in
the hell Have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
Tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I
like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."