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created on 11/24/2007  |  http://fubar.com/-/b158702

IMPORTANT MESSAGE

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

WHAT IF....

WHAT IF YOU WENT TO BED AND DIDN'T WAKE UP?! WOULD YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY KNOW THAT YOU LOVED THEM??? MAKE SURE YOU TELL THEM EVERYDAY HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU...TOMORROW AIN'T PROMISED TO NO ONE!!!

FOR ALL THE DRINKERS.

Alcohol doesn't make you FAT...it makes you LEAN!!! Against tables, floors, walls & ugly people!!

JOKES

If you had sex 365 times in 12 months & melted the used rubbers down into a tire. What would you call it? ....a fuckin goodyear!!!

FEMALE PRAYER

As he lays me down to hit... I pray is dick ain't small as shit... And if his dick ain't long and thick... I pray he's good at lickin' clit!!!

F.Y.I.

You know you're fat when you have to wipe ya ass from the front!!! Hey no offense to anyone..I've been there I know...lol HAVE A GREAT DAY!!
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone > is home to help you carry in the groceries. ** > > 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.* * > > 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.* * > > 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.. ** > > 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they > don't have e-mail addresses.* * > > 6. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.* * > > 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the > screen. ** > > 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the > first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you > turn around to go and get it.* * > > 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. ** > > 11. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.* * > > 12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this > message.* * > > 13. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.* * > > 14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn' t a 9 on this > list.* * > > AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends. You > know you want to!! And Yes, I was laughing and I did scroll back to see that > there wasn't a 9! * > > *Did you?*
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