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Yep, I'm A Nudist

I encourage everyone to go skinny dipping, sleep naked, sun in the nude, play sports or just relax in the nude! You weren't made to wear clothing unless you need protection from the elements. It makes no sense to wear wet, uncomfortable swimwear! Try it, you'll understand and appreciate how good you feel in your bare skin! What do you really have to be ashamed of? NOTHING!

MUMMS

FUBAR has banned me from creating MUMMS, WTF????

FANS & FRIENDS.........

I SEE THAT SOME OF U YOU GUYS STOPPED BY MY PAGE TODAY BUT DIDNT SAY HI, WHAT THE HELL, THIS IS A SOCIAL WEBSITE........SO WHAT'S UPPPPPP^^^^^^^

Household Remedies......

I havent persnally tried these so I shall not be held responsible, lol. Drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately-- without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals, try chewing on a couple of curiously strong Altoids peppermints. They'll clear up your stuffed nose. Achy muscles from a bout of the flu? Mix 1 Tablespoon of horseradish in 1 cup of olive oil. Let the mixture sit for 30 minutes, then apply it as a massage oil, for instant relief for aching muscles. Sore throat? Just mix 1/4 cup of vinegar with 1/4 cup of honey and take 1 tablespoon six times a day. The vinegar kills the bacteria. Cure urinary tract infections with Alka-Seltzer. Jus t dissolve two tablets in a glass of water and drink it at the onset of the symptoms. Alka-Seltzer begins eliminating urinary tract infections almost instantly-- even though the product was never been advertised for this use. Honey remedy for skin blemishes ... Cover the blemish with a dab of honey and place a Band-Aid over it. Honey kills the bacteria, keeps the skin sterile, and speeds healing. Works overnight. Listerine therapy for toenail fungus. Get rid of unsightly toenail fungus by soaking your toes in Listerine mouthwash. The powerful an tiseptic leaves your toenails looking healthy again. Easy eyeglass protection... To prevent the screws in eyeglasses from loosening, apply a small drop of Maybelline Crystal Clear nail polish to the threads of the screws before tightening them. Cleaning liquid that doubles as bug killer ... If menacing bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets get in your home and you can't find the insecticide, try a spray of Formula 409. Insects drop to the ground instantly. Smart splinter remover. Just pour a drop of Elmer's Glue-All over the splinter, let dry, and peel the dried glue off the skin. The splinter sticks to the dried glue. Hunt's tomato paste boil cure ...cover the boil with Hunt's tomato paste as a compress. The acids from the tomatoes soothe the pain and bring the boil to a head. Balm for broken blisters... To disinfect a broken blister, dab on a few drops of Listerine. a powerful antiseptic. Vinegar to heal bruises ... Soak a cotton ball in white vinegar and apply it to the bruise for 1 hour. The vinegar reduces the blueness and speeds up the healing process. Quaker Oats for fast pain relief... It's not for breakfast any more! Mix 2 cups of Quaker Oats and 1 cup of water in a bowl and warm in the microwave for 1 minute, cool slightly, and apply the mixture to your hands for soothing relief from arthritis pain.

Hmmmmmmmmmm........

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately. If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, Your family blames the tobacco company. If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, You blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer. And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline. I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled ass is parked in front of this computer, I want all of you to blame Bill Gates

Monday's SUCK

The boss's are here at my office today doing an audit. I'm heading to lunch in a few so hook me up with a liquid lunch (I love shots) and stop back by later to check out my new pix. Peace and love, Becky.

Needing a drink......

I need to get FUBAR..........will someone please buy me a drink.....HUGS AND BITES, Bec
Stop in and say hi....I'm still partying from the concert last night......buy me a drink, you might get lucky......Muah, Becky
I'm asking that all my friends please comment me, message me or give me a shout to let me know you wanna stay friends. I'm here to meet people and discuss things in common not rack up a million friends i dont know shit about. So go ahead, Shout It Out Loud baby, let me know your alive!!! Muah, LUV Becky
I'm asking that all my friends please comment me, message me or give me a shout to let me know you wanna stay friends. I'm here to meet people and discuss things in common not rack up a million friends i dont know shit about. So go ahead, Shout It Out Loud baby, let me know your alive!!! Muah, LUV Becky
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