This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away
for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was halfway over in my
lane, still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she
scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut
out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and
burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers &
disconnected an important call.
Damn women drivers!!
