Okokokokok....so.....I've been perusing Fubar this morning....checkin out pics...visiting friends....looking around....and I've come to a few conclusions. So...friends? I'm gonna need your help on this one....
1. If I ever have a morphing default pic that turns me into a vampire or some other ridiculous thing that I look *nothing* like......fucking hit me.
2. If I ever have the words "sweety, kitty (or any variation), babygurl, princess or sexy" in my name....fuckin hit me.
3. If I *ever* take a default pic of my boobs or my ass and not my face....knock the SHIT outta me, ok?
4. If I ever refuse to post pics of myself, but only have a pic of some random hot girl up there.......fuckin hit me. I am what I am. You don't like the fact that I'm not a rail....fuck you.
5. If I ever advertise NSFW pics or Webcamming in my status....not only hit me...fuckin SHOOT me....desperation is an ugly thing, ladies....use your fucking heads! You think some guy's gonna want a relationship with someone who advertises themselves like today's free lunch special? Puhleeeze....that makes you fuck material...*not* girlfriend material. Know the difference. Men don't want a relationship with someone they can't respect......seriously.
and lastly....
6. If you ever catch me commenting or bombing or whoring for points just because someone told me to.....REALLY hit me....k?
Love you kids.......and for those of you who might possibly be offended....sorry.....but if you *are* offended.....know that the truth hurts...and you might wanna take a look at your profile again....
*licks ALL your faces*
~*Tracy*~