Crzyldyinwi's blog: "sex"

WHY MASTERBATION IS BETTER THAN SEX * You don't have to look your best. * You never have to say "I love you", promise to mow the lawn, buy flowers/dinner, lie about the size of your hand's, etc. * If you use your other hand it feels like someone else. * You can use both hands and have and orgy. * You don't have to promise to call in the morning. * As long as you're careful you'll never end up with the wet spot. * You can make it last for hours, if you do it a certain way. * You can do it wherever there is a public toilet which has a private cubical. * You don't need to make an appointment in advance. * It doesn't really make you go blind, not unless your hand slides off the end and you poke yourself in the eye. * It's cheaper...you don't have to use those pesky condoms.