62 Year Old
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Invited by: 147074·
Joined on October 26, 2006
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Born on December 1st
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I have a crush on someone!
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Life is too short to grow old so I decided to stay young forever. I live for today and hope for tomorrow, and as long as the sun comes up and I don't see my picture in the obituary then I know it is safe to enjoy life to the fullest. I own my own Business so I get to run away and play whenever I want. I just leave the Kids in charge and off I go. Play on the beach in California or shopping in New York. You can find me out riding my Harley or playing on the houseboat at Lake Powell. Always something to see and somewhere to go. Life never seems to stop so I am off to my next adventure.
62 Year Old
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Female
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Invited by: 147074·
Joined on October 26, 2006
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Born on December 1st
·1 referrals joined!
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I have a crush on someone!
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I will seek and find you . I shall take you to bed and have my way with you I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, signed: The Flu Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!
"The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it." - W. M. Lewis
Two Mexicans are riding along the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorcycle. They break downand start hitching for a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicansask him for a ride .....He tells them he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.The Mexicans tell the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with their bike thenwill he take them... and he agrees.They manage to squeeze themselves inside with their motorbike and the driver shuts thedoors and gets off on his way. ....By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.Sure enough the Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. ....The good officer asks the driverwhat he is carrying to which he replies Mexican eggs.The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look..... He opens the back doorand quickly shuts it and locks it..... He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from asmany officers as possible.The dispatcher asks what is the emergency he has that requires so many officers."I've got a semi with 20,000 Mexican eggs in the trailer ----- 2 have hatched and they have alreadymanaged to steal a motorcycle."
"""YOU ARE ONE OF MY LOVED ONES"A Hug Certificate for You!This poem is very sweet. It will be interesting to see who sends it back. Forward this on and back. Thanks!If I could catch a rainbowI would do it just for youAnd share with you its beautyOn the days you're feeling blue.If I could build a mountainYou could call your very own;A place to find serenity,A place to be alone.If I could take your troublesI would toss them in the sea,But all these things I'm findingAre impossible for me.I cannot build a mountainOr catch a rainbow fair,But let me be what I know best,A friend who's always there.This is a Hug Certificate!!
ANOTHER Blonde JokeTwo bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a week-end gambling trip to Lake Tahoe. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decided to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles. The brunette asked,"What the heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered......."YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER!"
