ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

so ive accomplished that thing ive been working on for a little bit... and now that its complete? relief sweet relief. *happy sigh* its always nice to finally finish something on the long list of 'to dos' whether its large or small... whether its enjoyable or detestable... done is done. and somehow it just lifts the bricks right off the weighed down shoulders... makes ya smile inside and out.. and makes way for new things to be completed. sure sometimes things dont happen in the way we want or as quickly as we would like... but that doesnt deflect from the accomplishment. so on that note...im off to accomplish other wonderous things for a better version of me. peace'd

k so ya i dun have much time...of my own volition of course... yet then again these days i really dun have much time for the internet...and its just the way i like it. moms went up to the staff today to spend a couple days with her friend before they come back down here for thanksgiving...so ive got oodles to do... cuz i dunno bout you...but when i come home from vacation i like a clean house...and while this house was clean...*looks around* it most definitely is not...now. ok maybe clean isnt the right word...but its in definite need of an uber straightening up...and prolly a good vacuuming too. plus theres laundry! and ya sure i have days to do it...but why put off for tomorrow that which i can do today? monkey is trying to pull her pocket out of her pants thru her wasitband...strange child... shes totally on the potty training wagon...yay for me. if the birds dun stop squawking...im going to eat them...with a side of candied yams. *nod* its actually fallish weather here after the 85 degree november heat-wave thats been goin on...fuckers. looks like it might even rain. so yay. so yeah ive got things to do...so peace'd

so...uhm yeah. stuff. things. your mom. *thinks* ever just have one of those days... where the thoughts are coming really quickly... yet ya just dun wanna hafta decipher what it is exactly you're mulling over? cuz when it comes down to it... theres always decisions to be made choices to be made... things that need to be done things that shouldnt be done good thought processes bad thought processes good things bad things all things not that any of that is a bad thing mind you it simply is what it is... and today... instead of trying to separate the wiring i think i'll just leave it in its jumble... get outta the house for a bit and see what today brings me. at the very least...it'll be different. and i've been diggin on different lately. ciao.

mah neck is killin me. dun ask me why couldnt tell ya cuz i dunno. isnt that a nifty plethora of non-information? go me! so its effin halloween. uhm yeah. kids have early release today which is good and bad all at the same time. i lost my favorite scrunchie! meh! or monkey stole it. *raises eyebrow* so ya...la la la...dun dun dun gots stuffs to do. i made coffee today. burnt beans in a cup baby! i havent had coffee in... crap i dunno... since i gave up caffeine...but today was just one of those I HAVE TO HAVE IT days... so whateva i do what i want. and its good to boot! enjoy your halloween! dun let your kids eat the strawberry meth poprocks and uhm have a good one! ciao.

ive got this song in my head. prolly cuz...its delightfully fitting to so many things. yet i cant think of who sings the song... go figure. thats ok tho. i'll look it up later n figure it out. cuz im good like that. so on that note... i think i'll just leave you with the snippet of lyrics rattling around my brain. *music note* we dont need, who you are. we dont need, who you think you are. *end note* peace'd asshats.

k so. either my bed ate my chapstik again. or a lil monkey stoled it. i'll take option b for 200 alex. bombed the ever-lovin shit outta the garage n the upstairs yesterday... was unaware they made 'fresh scent' bug bombs. in any case it was nice not to walk into leftover 'vile' after spendin the day in flagstaff. so. im exhausted. why you may ask? or not if you dont care. but whateva i do what i want. dear crazy girlie: stalking is not endearing. going psycho chick is not endearing. God knows i love ya...but crikey woman. *le sigh* so lets not do that again... of course if you really want to... well im not going to say i understand it... and im not going to say ima answer your 4 am texts but i will say...to each their own? or most definitely something. - me in other news cigarettes are tasting like ass which is a nice first step into the quit zone without having to go 'cold turkey' cuz that'll turn me into a stark raving bitch so ya no. downloaded 'planet terror' havent checked it out yet... but i dug 'death proof' to a certain extent and i heard 'planet terror' was better... so we'll see. monkeys new phrase is 'i do it' which is pretty cool cept for when its in reference to taking off her diaper cuz she wants to sit on the potty n she's got a nifty disgusting load in it. fabulous. not so much. oh. *mental note* 6 days. i think its time for laundry and yoga-lates. *nod* peace'd

monkey is watchin some crap called hip hop harry. dun ask me. iunno. when i tried to change the channel... she screamed at me. today is...bombin the garage... n going to flagstaff while the bomb does its thing. but before that...yoga-lates. cuz im addicted. ha. *watches weirdo person roll around on tv* ive really got nothing of importance to say. so i think ima just stop typing now. peace'd

did you know the breathing system of yoga-lates is completely different from other work-out regimes? ya neither did i til i started doing it... and their breathing system? is a fabulous ab workout. whoever woulda thought. most certainly not me. so i took moms to the ghetto yesterday cuz like there was stuff down there she needed...like those chocolate peanut butter/caramel eyeballs that are only available near halloween time... and some boxsets...n things of that nature.. we went to jcpenny cuz like where i come from...they sell almost everything...but in the ghetto...not so much...n like some fat old woman bumped into me...n i hadda get the hell outta there. not cool. im not goin to the ghetto ever again. i dun care. i'll drive the hour to flagstaff... theres a walmart up there. theres a barnes n nobles up there theres a target up there thats more than enough reason to go. today? i dunno yet. its still early maybe an early bout of yoga-lates n then some laundry? i dunno...something. tho it looks absolutely gorgeous outside... so maybe venturing out of the house is on the agenda and i just dont know it yet. thats completely possible. i kinda dig this whole flying by the seat of my pants thing. it keeps me away from the box for extended periods of time... i get things accomplished... various things of course depending on my mood... and i wind up with some companionship in the form of moms...eventho sometimes we need a break...its better than nothing. im so effin bombing the garage today. i forgot the pest problem on my list of reasons we're getting the hell outta here when the lease is up. ha. Munchkin had her violin lesson yesterday...she's progressing nicely. and she loves it. and lets face it...she's not the kinda kid that loves much. so yay! Monkey likes dora the explorer...until dora speaks in spanish...than she screams at her and turns the tv off... that amuses the shit outta me. cuz i havent the slightest idea why she dun like it. maybe cuz she cant understand her? *shrug* funny regardless. so on that note...i have a monkey diaper to change and things to do...therefore i bid you adieu. O.o that rhymed. hahahaha ys im retarded. but i like it. so there. peace'd

i have an owie. it sucketh. oodles of accomplishment today. including ticking off the messican lady at the bank by spouting the word 'horseshit' to mah moms...muahahaha. learn how to say 'debit' bitch...cuz theres no 'v' in the word. k? k. i want chinese food...and a beer. and ima have both. muahahahaha. other than that? eh i gots stuff to do... n i dun really feel like being in the box... which isnt a bad thing. ive got a punished tween which...is well yannow...something...whatever. as for now? uhm...ima...go get food. and eat it. and enjoy it. then ima shower. n put on clean clothes. die in front of the tv and revel in accomplishment. peace'd

*sings* in the ghetto *stops* k so yeah. i dun live in the ghetto... but once a week or so i have to venture there in order to procure crickets for mah kids frogs... normally i park directly in front of the store...get the crickets...drive over to the Frys...pick up whatever that walmart doesnt have...head back home. today however....*growl* some fucktard stole mah spot as i was turning to park into it...and instead of being a raging bitch i just parked across the lot...cuz like there were spaces there...and its halfway between the pet store and the Frys. makes sense yes? ya i thought so too... so we get the damn crickets...i tell Munchkin to put em in the car...and decide to walk up to the Frys...cuz its not like its that far and moving the car just seems stupid. my mistake. so...we walk there...we're in the Frys...theres bunches of peoples... and normally i keep my wallet in my purse... but since i was just at the pet store...its in my back pocket... again. my mistake. i get the stuff...we're at the register... i open my purse...no wallet. oh yeah...back pocket... guess what? no wallet. so yeah... not happy. cuz after an hour or so wandering around the Frys down every aisle...checking with customer service...walking back to the pet store...talking to them...wandering their aisles...still.. no wallet. why? honestly? well...its the ghetto... and normally im anal retentive bout my wallet thingie...cuz i really dig it...and its got important stuff in it...like my license and my atm card...and lately...my moms atm card as well.. so i think when that weirdo guy bumped into mah ASS...he nicked it. so i hadda cancel my card... n now i hafta wait 5 days for a new one... and i cant get a new license online without the damn debit card...sooooooo yeah. but. at least we got the crickets. at least we got the stuff for Munchkins school project. at least the card wasnt used. and at least i didnt catch the fucker cuz i woulda beaten the shit outta him n then i'd be in jail instead of writing this blog. ha. and thats all i have to say about that. *nod* hope everyone elses Saturday was completely uneventful. in a good way of course. peace'd