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What do you like joke wise...substance or poo?
created @ 07/25/2011 08:38 am
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I like to joke around. No, not by gluing someones teste's to their leg while drunk or replacing their shampoo with Nair,and then youtubing the reaction.
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I'm more into cerebral or dry/deadpan senses of humor (think woody allen, bob newhart,Tom Lehrer - not so much a comedian per se but a witty song writter and the provider of such quips like - "If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while."
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Anyways I guess I come across a bit odd (no really) or perhaps even weird. For example I was at that infamous hipster bar and a young lady struck up a conversation with me (yea i know..release the doves,sound the trumpets and crack open a pbr).

She said "So..what's on your mind"?
Me - "other than cerebrospinal fluid and lot's of neurons"?

After that reply you could here dust settling.
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Anyways this mumm isn't about pickup lines and all (that shall be later on or tomorrow). It's about humor. Do you like Witty / deadpan or the typical Dick and fart jokes?
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