Wicked's blog: "Weekend Excitement..."

This weekend started off a little rough I had a sinus cold with the body chills.. I was forced to cancel my plans to leave the city to go meet Jeff's newest niece and only nice.. that was Friday i laid in a hot tub 3 times and broke my fever... I went to sleep at 7:30 and woke up at 6 in the morning....

Its Saturday morning its 6 am nobody is up what to do... Oh i know take on organizing the Rubbermaid's that have been sitting in the shed and basement since i moved into this house 4 years ago... my theory why take crap to Jeff's house ive never used.. So im searching my Rubbermaid's and the first one i open is my wedding crap... lovely! This is a hard decision what i should do with it.. in the end i keep the picture albums and the rests gets tossed at the dump..

Next Rubbermaid I find my old CD holder for the car in which stalkers have made me cds... I find one that says Sappy songs. I remember this stalker, he handed me this cd and thought it was appropriate to draw sperms on it and write sappy songs... (stalker light bulb went off at that precise moment) needless to say i change the sperm into hearts which inst that hard to do and kept it..

Sunday its early in the morning and im driving out to the place where all my stress goes away and i can get onto a horse that's 18.2 hands and a thoroughbred. HIs name is Frasier and he puts up with my awkwardness. Finally Frasier and I make it into the arena.. Nancy my darling instructor is there hungover from the previous night... She starts me off walking and is telling me about her previous night.. i laugh remembering my twenties oh yes i was raising my son ....

She tells me to start posting for those of you who have never ridden a horse or English style this is the horse trotting with me raising and lowering my body with every step he takes.. this might sound easy but for a 35 year old its sucks.. you have to place your feet in this crazy position that i don't think its humanly possible but with allot of encouraging words from Nancey i finally achieve this high level of acrobats....

I am riding and Nancy tells me today is the day we are going to do higher jumps.. I cringe.. she also proceeds to tell me that im her favorite student and that she looks forward to Sundays because of me.. i believe this is because the rest of her students are 9 and under....

Nancy tells me to get into a canter and two point over the jump.. i do so but Frasier being that resentful bastard... decides to make that jump a little higher and seriously i come down onto the saddle with extreme velocity.. Nancy looks at me and says are you alright....

I look at her and says I swear he broke my vagina..... she laughs

I crawl out to my car after the lesson. holding my vagina hoping to god its still works. Crawling into my car i see the "sappy songs" cd with the hidden sperm i say it couldn't get any worse..

I throw it in the cd and the songs thats comes on is by Olivia Newton John from Xanadu... i think to myself he was at attentive stalker....

The end...