The Brooms Wedding Two brooms were hanging together in a closet. After a while they got to know each other so well they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.The wedding was lovely. At the wedding dinner following the wedding the bride broom leaned over and said to the groom broom,"I think I am going to have a little whisk broom.""IMPOSSIBLE," said the groom broom."WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER."
Subject: IBM - Mouse balls & Mouse ball inspectorI don't know how they wrote this with a straight face. This was a real memo sent out by IBM to its employees in all seriousness. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem.The author of this memo was quite genuine. The engineers rolled on the floor! Especially note the last couple of sentences.'If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units)Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, a replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the personal on removing and replacing these necessary items.Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer. heheh please have a great weekendhun :)huggies, Debbie
Sometimes you can hear the soft beat of fairy wings flying near, making wondrous music that catches you in its spell ~ your heart soars up to join the flight as you balance gently on the edge of dreams.huggies hun & please have a wonderful evening Debbie :)
BELIEVE IN ANGELS ~ THEY BELIEVE IN YOU!The more I believe in AngelsThe more I see them all around me.In friends, family & acquaintances.It's amazing how much goodness you can see, If only you believe."Wherever you go, whatever you do,may angels watch over you."Have a wonderful & safe weekend hunHuggies always, Debbie :)
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Friends Live In Our Hearts People enter & leave our livesquickly as waves rise and then fall upon the white sandy shore. But friends are special they brighten our days & enrich our lives with special ways.They live in our thoughts,precious memories, to cheer us when life's lonely.Their presence in our lifeis treasured beyond measure,appreciated in countless waysWe may not have time enough to talk, or to be with them as often as we'd like but they are with us always.In our thoughts & in our heartsI'm Thinking of You my friend
Have a wonderful week my friend~ lots of lovess~Debbie
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