FUUCK!!! I hate feelings.

nini fu peeps :)

Based on how I react when the toast pops out of the toaster, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion.

Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, "here, fill this out"

Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes... Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings..

I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.

I love how people say they're expecting a baby as though it may be something else. Like a penguin, lawn mower or a large one topping pizza.

Saw a homeless drunk playing with his dick on the train. Thought of you. :)

Walked 4-5 miles today. woot!! lol

Hour 5 of blasting Cotton Eye Joe and only 3 bricks have been thrown through my front window. I'll never finish my castle at this rate.

I don't know if I have a stalker, but if I do, could you drop off some milk? Thanks.

off for a bit...thinkin time. lol.

I AM SOOOO FKN READY FOR SOME STEELERS FOOTBALL!!!!! \,,X,,/

Well...up and about...annd in a much better mood...what shall i do..? MUSIC!! :D

WHEW!!! Dodged that bullet!!! Guys, if you are on here to cheat on your wives...keep in mind, you WILL get caught. :) Have a lovely Thursday!!

"Tell me, what a young man, Mama, what's he got to live for? Tossed in the shuffle of everyday war Searchin' for some trouble, which I'm sure he will find Spend your whole life fightin' son, meet your dyin' time" \,,X,,/

\,,X,,/ "Every single day what you say makes no sense to me Letting you inside, isn't right, don't mess with me I never really know what's really going on inside you I can't get my head around you"

**facepalm**

bed time!! gn everyone!! HAVE A GRET HUMP DAY!!!!!! :D

New artwork uploaded...opinions?? :) Be gentle..lol