What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? ... A polar bear!

The answer to life, the universe and everything is...42.

Hello darkness my old friend. I got up too fast again. (stolen from somebody on Facebook)

"Ya didn't weigh the chain, did ya Doc"

I don't do it because it's easy. I do it because I THOUGHT it was easy.

Free mushrooms. Pick all you want. Eat at your own risk.

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford)

Happy 247th Birthday and Semper Fi to all my Marine brothers.

There's three ways to tell if you're getting old. 1 - You start losing your memory.........I forgot the other two.

I never appreciated my boring ass life more than after the month I just had. All is back right with the world again.

Hey Kathie! Any better?

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. (Albert Einstein)

I heard that you can't take it with you. Then I ain't going!

I think I know what a freezer burned chicken feels like.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty (Thomas Jefferson)

"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government first takes from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what you worked for, that my friend is the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it." Dr. Adrian Rogers, 1931

"When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods but in favors - When you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work and your laws don't protect you against them but protect them against you - When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self sacrifice - You may know that your society is doomed." Ayn Rand ,Atlas Shrugged, 1957

"When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods but in favors - When you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work and your laws don't protect you against them but protect them against you - When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self sacrifice - You may know that your society is doomed." Ayn Rand .Atlas Shrugged, 1957

"When you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - When you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods but in favors - When you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work and your laws don't protect you against them but protect them against you - When you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self sacrifice - You may know that your society is doomed." Ayn Rand Atlas Shrugged, 1957

Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everybody else. (Margaret Meade)