If abortions are murder, are condoms kidnapping?

I must be emotionally constipated bc i havent given a shit in days. lol. Good morning fuworld

Ain't it amazing what you can find when you're not looking for it!!!

Bad decisions make good stories.

If idiots could fly this would be a fawking airport!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some ppl appear bright until you hear them speak

Expecting life to treat you fair bc you are a good person is like expecting a lion not to eat you bc you are a vegetarian.

Whoever is in charge of making sure that I dont do anything dumb is fired.

Im starting to think that I will never be old enough to know better.

When I die I want my tombstone to come with wifi so ppl will come visit me.

Pollen is so bad this year that crackheads are trying to convert their meth back to sudafed