I have the greatest Fu-Mafia Boss EEEEEEEEVER!!

Good....

I NEED CHERRY BOMBED!!

Good.....

COME RUB ME BLARNEY STONE:]

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THE GAME OF LIFE SOMETIMES DOESN'T FOLLOW THE PLAYBOOK......

Far Far away From My Heart....

Peachy.........

I HEAR THE STARS ARE BRIGHTER IN TEXAS??? I KNOW THEY ARE.......

Couldn't be better....

MONEY, WOMEN AND BOOZE!!!!!

EVERYONE IS ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION.. IT'S JUST THAT YOURS IS STUPID....

YA GOTTA BE YOUNG AND DUMB TO BE WISE AND OLD..........I'M STUCK SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE..

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!!!!

ANYONE UP FOR BABY OIL TWISTER???

THOSE WHO CRITICIZE OUR GENERATION FORGET WHO RAISED IT.....

A MAN IS INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE IS MARRIED. AFTER THAT, HE IS FINISHED.....

CHEESEHEAD NATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Giddie Up......