me: Alexa play iheart radio 80's station. Alexa: playing gospel 808 on iheart radio. me: NO!, alexa play iheart radio 80's station. Alexa: playing gospel 808 on iheart radio. me: fuck you alexa Alexa: I'm sorry I do not understand me: alexa you are a twat waffle, you can't play iheart radio 80's station! Alexa: playing 80's station on iheart radio. me: fuck you very much, alexa!

Name your favorite 80's hit. Mine is take on me - Aha

My page has given out 9 blings so far, com on by and click some buttons.

When you go on facebook and someone messages you with, are you single? And without me responding begins interviewing me for the postion of his gf...bitch I didn't apply for the job...#singlebychoice.

Can I cook? Well if you were to smell the lovely teriyaki halibut i am currently cooking, you may say yes...unless you dont like fish...lol

If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.

Have a wicked wednesday fupeeps!

There should be an achievement for cats polishing bling...so if I've polished some bling on your page, it was totally my cat. Max the bling polishing cat, someone needs to make a salute of that...lol

It's a maybe monday.

Finally a Saturday where I am going to do absolutely nothing.

Mmmmm, the smell of pork carnitas fill my house. Damn I'm such a good cook!

Happy happy joy joy!

LOL. They all try and come back. You have got 1 shot with me, if you blow it, don't hold your breath waiting on me. #stalkermuch

Feels so much better. Happy Friday Everyone!

I hate being sick!

Have to work from home today...too sick to go into the office.

I will say that made my day. A guy that has always said hi to me when I'm in the store, complimented me, saying I looked very pretty today. Then as I was leaving, went outside and introduced himself and said he had been wanting to do that for awhile, but was intimidated, then asked my age and I told him. And he said oh, I thought you were 30, I'm only 26. Of course I get that alot, but had told him that I was very flattered over the compliment, but that I'm a wee bit too old for him. He was so cute, being all nervous...simply adorable.

Coffee....sweet nectar of life!

from now on, when a man asks me why I choose to be single, the answer is simply this...I am anything but desperate.

need some bombs, come bomb a lady won't you?