Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."

Just smile and say "Yes, Mistress."

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen

You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow

Anyone want to help me make some FuBucks!? :D

For you men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember… that’s where the knives are kept.

Way to go Miss Wisconsin!!