Have you spanked that special someone in your life today? I have, and she still can't stop laughing. I must be losing my touch.

My Girlfriend claims that I've help her to lose 28 since we've been together. Maybe I'm the NEW P90X.

My Girlfriend has opened a new club called Daddy's Bubble. She has some of the best buddies I've ever met.

I'm helping my Girlfriend get into her favorite jeans. She looks as good as she feels.

MARCH MADNESS IS HERE!!! The best run to a championship has saved you a seat. C'mon, ride the train! You can ride it!!

To all you beautiful ladies who do not shave, feed your lawn! Feed it!

So my Boo says she bought this new pair of Pajamas just before I arrived. I've counted 20 pairs in her closet.

Snuggling with Boo is like snuggling with a hand grenade. She's trying to break me in now. That's what I get for taking a nap in her bed.

Snuggling with Boo is like snuggling with a hand grenade. She heard this and put something in my drink. Want proof?!?!

Hey Ladies! Have you been embraced by the right man lately?

Gentlemen, if she allows you to tie her up on the first date, she is a keeper!! Ain't no party like a P-Funk Party cause a P-Funk Party don't stop.

Struggling with Hump Day, Ladies? Allow your boggie to be captured. For how else can you capture a boogie if you don't attack from the back. From the rear, MARCH!!!!!

So they call this Phat Tuesday? Well, ain't no party like a P-Funk Party cause a P-Funk Party don't stop!!!!!

"Do you love what you feel? Cause I love what you do to me. Do you love what you feel? Cause I love what you do to me......."

The New York Knicks were 8-15 then enters Jeremy Lin, The Toast Of Taiwan. They have won 6 straight! Wherever the Knicks play now, it becomes The World Cup!! Just Lincredible.

The New York Knicks were 8-15 then enters Jeremy Lin, The Toast Of Taiwan. You will here "Linsanity", "Lincredible", "To Linfinity & Beyond" and much more. Happy VaLintine's Day.

***Super Bowl XLVI*** New York Giants 21 - New England Patriots 17!!!!! THE NEW YORK GIANTS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS. I will meet you at the Ticker Tape Parade.

New York Giants 20 - San Francisco 17!!! The '11-'12 NFC East Champs are NOW the '11-'12 NFC Conference Champs and they are going to the SUPER BOWL!!!!!

New York Giants 37 - Green Bay Packers 20!!! The '11 -'12 NFC East Champs have shook up the world!!! Next stop, Candlestick Park. I'll meet you at Fisherman's Wharf.

New York Giants 24 - Atlanta Falcons 2!!! The '11 - '12 NFC East Champs have done it again. Next stop, the "frozen tundra" of Lambeau Field.