If you guess what I have in my hand you can have it!!! O.o

Oh yea?

Really? "Tim Tebow threw for 316 yards!. John 3:16..." For God so loved the world that he sent Tim Tebow? Wonder what they will say if he throws for 420 next week.

“I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life

I will never spend another dime on this website for the attention of women (used that term loosely) that will never fuck me.... ;)

Damn I look good! Is it wrong to rub one out to your own pic? HAHA!

Oral sex is a great last min gift idea! Just say'n..

Why am I getting all this attention? I don't have any blings going.. *scratches head*

If you ever see me walking, pick me up. I am not doing it for my health!!

Life is easy so stop being a fucking pussy!

Is Fubar doing shit again? My skin and my pics are all fucked up!

Wonder how much a tittie bar in one of those "National Geo" neighborhoods would make? I can hear it now, "Why would I pay $10.00 cover to see tits when i see hers? She is walking down main street with a bowl on her head!"

Last night a girl told me to give her 9in's and make it hurt! So I poked her 3 times and punched her in the throat.

It may take a village to raise a child. But it only takes one condom to save them the hassle.

I think FUBAR needs a “NOBODY CARES’ button below the status update.

how do u make "about me" first thing on a profile instead of pics? was drunk and cant remember...

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you....

BBL.. Leave some love and I will play catch up when I get back!

Is it just me or does my hair spell ICP on my forehead?

Leave some love!