wont be no easter this year im on diet so I just went and shot that damn rabbit

Saying prayers for the Men and families that were killed and/or wounded at fort Hood

There are many who have said it better but only thing i can say is THANK you to all the veterans and active duty military families out thier who have sacrificed to give us the freedoms we all enjoy and take for granted

TO ALL MY MARINE CORPS BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND THIER FAMILIES HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND SEMPER FIDELIS

there are WAY to many Geico commercials my 1st grade grandson called me this morning and said :"Hey pappaw Happy HUMMMPPPDAYYYYYY!!!!!"

Im always hearing people talk about wanting a DRY wine. im confused wouldn't a dry wine just b a RAISAN?

my Bank has a new service where they text you your balance. Its pretty cool, cept I don't think they should add lol at the end

What's on your mind?SONEONE PLEASE tell me what in the world is the fascination with the british royals, they are nothing but inbred-no talent slugs leaching off the English people. they are englands version of back-woods Kentucky hillbillies. They provide

OMG TOO FUNNY http://vimeo.com/61275290

remember no matter HOW bad it is, it WILLL get worse LOL

its real ruff its 75deg here and at home its 20F whoa is me . . . .NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

im SO over snow think im gonna go visit relatives in sdiego for the rest of the winter

glad i refuse to pay taxes or i would be real pissed

BAH HUMBUG to all and to all a MERRY bah HuMBUG

omg i just looked down at my all white english bull dog and thought he had blood all over his face, then i looked closer and it was orange not red, him and my boston terreir had went and gottten a bag of cheetos off the counter and ripped them open and ate

OMG, cant believe someone would go into a elementary school and start shooting kindergardners, more i hear about people more i love my dogs

gonna get drunk and i sure do regret it,cause i know what im gonna do, gonna spend my money callin all the girls honey but wind up singin the blues

Some fucking low life mother fuckin scumbag cum gurgglin gutter slut broke into my house and stole my safe with all my morphine and muscle relaxers

To all active Duty and veterans and their families, THANK YOU for all you have sacraficed over the years so that we are still the greatest county in the world

To all marines and marine families, happy birthday and thank you for helping to make this the greatest country ever. Semper Fidelis, devil dogs everywhere