Wow this site sure has gotten boring

Been a long time since i've been on here lol

cant believe i did it again...

Bored as hell today

Quick tip for guys. When ur girl is watching porn and blushes, she's innocent. When she watches it and smiles, she knows she can do it better!

don't tell anyone but under these clothes, I'm naked

I'm really a "good girl" - who just happens to have "bad girl" tendencies!

Rough day at work....

I have 2 rules. Rule 1: I am always right. Rule 2: If I am wrong, refer to rule 1.

My math teacher asked me what comes after 69? Apparently "I do" is not the correct answer

I need about 370,000 points to level!!

hmmmm...halo or horns today??

Goodnight fubar!

I need about 500,000 points to level can i get some help!! lol

sticks and stones may break my bones but ooh those whips and chains excite me.a blindfold may hide my eyes but i love the ties that bind me...

alright im gonna say good night fubar! lol

bored as hell!!

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People are always telling me to be good!!! What they don't realize is I am ALWAYS GOOD I just never behave

*Best engine ever made is a P*ssy.It takes any size piston,self lubricates,starts with one finger & does its own oil change every 28 days!* Lmao