I have some used panties for sale. Inbox me if interested!!! ;) ;)

Drunk as FUCK!

Man... what the fuck? Why can't Ron Paul just run third party so that the educated people can vote too? Voting between Romney and Obama is like choosing between Hitler and Stalin... FUCK ME!

Having the worst time. Separated from the only one that I have ever loved. He left me for some ugly sloth. What has the world come to?

Finally got my blast thanks to a special someone

DELETING MY ACCOUNT! :)

Sorry FUbarians. Twas' up North for a final getaway before the winter dawns upon us. It was short but sweet.... Let's just say I'm not having champagne for a lil' while!

So incredibly upset today. Wish I wasn't living in this shit state that receives shit wages and charges high costs for living and bare necessities. Wahh wahh wahh. I'm such a sob story. Oh well...

I only need approximately 3mil to get myself a 3 day blast. Who can help me out!?

Bobby Valentine: YOU ARE A BITCH. FUCK YOU!

According to my buzz meter... I'm shit faced. Time to take some literal action. Hello wine, its been a while :).

I need me a Sugar Daddy ;) Currently taking applications! Who's interested!?

In the process of making a come back! Thank you to all of you who have contributed to my FUBAR fame. It will not go unrecognized. Currently at work until 3pm, so I'm on and off today, at my desk.. wishing I was having FUN!

Taco bell and watching the Sox/Yankees play.... *crosses fingers*

Hmmmm I need to get a Blast!

A special shout out to the victims and heros that endured that awful day 11 years ago. My heart goes out to all of you!

Time to read and fall asleep. Working 7am to 3pm tomorrow. Leave me some sugar..

So some "lounge loser" reported my bikini photo... can you say "lame"? Fuck haters!

Feeling a little naughty.... hmmmmmm..

It certainly has been a while. How are all of you?