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Dark Ages's Status
8 bombs and counting blow me.
May 7, 2018comment
I need 11 more bombs whose got me??
Apr 25, 2018comment
so does it make me an achoolic if um drunk before 9am?????
Mar 24, 2018comment
I need 500 likes. where everybody at
Oct 29, 2017comment
New Year new things
Jan 3, 2017comment
Question??? Why the fuck are yall sending me yardsticks?
Jun 9, 2016comment
thanks for helping me level up
May 14, 2016comment
i need one more secret admirer to level up
May 12, 2016comment
Smoke up!!!!!!
Apr 20, 2016comment
I swear this is déjà vu. I have a life other than FUBAR. I don't lay around the house all day playing video games and fucking around on social media. Must be nice for those of y'all that do. I can't afford to do that shit. I bills to pay kids to feed along with wants and needs.
Jan 19, 2016comment
This is a warning!!!! My birthday is tomorrow and I started getting fucked already. Who's with me?
Jan 8, 2016comment
thanks for everyone that helped me level up
Nov 30, 2015comment
I need 3 more people to buy me to level up
Nov 30, 2015comment
for the record I'm a real person. I have a real life. I have to work. I have shit to do and I go out and have fun in my spare time. I don't lay around the house and play on this shit every day. I don't got time to be fucking around. you can't understand that spin the fuck off.
Nov 30, 2015comment
Happy Halloween witches.. LOL
Oct 29, 2015comment
I'm a lil dry over. somebody shitface me.
Sep 30, 2015comment
off to work. show me some love while im gone.
Sep 2, 2015comment
im back so act like you know me
Aug 26, 2015comment
Taking it down for the night show me some love.
Jun 29, 2014comment
I need someone to buy me for $1,000,000 so I can level up.
Jun 20, 2014comment
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