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Cunning Linguist's Status
Oh yeah.. now I remember.
Apr 3, 2016comment
I need to place my crush somewhere... anyone need some for leveling? You can have mine, just holla
Mar 30, 2016comment
from 28 to 30 in one day. I need a life...
Mar 29, 2016comment
Just playing the game folks... tapping your abilities.
Mar 29, 2016comment
Hi there strangers! Been awhile...
Mar 15, 2016comment
Damn.. I need a playmate in Sacramento
Jun 30, 2013comment
OMFG.. I'm so over this..
Jun 9, 2013comment
My level of participation around here really does suck. I'm a shitty fu-friend lately. Fkn law school is sucking the life out of me!
May 30, 2013comment
Well.. it is what it is!
May 18, 2013comment
God, I'm bored as fuck!
May 4, 2013comment
It's a good night for a cold beer.. where to go..
May 4, 2013comment
1 like today... I'm a pretty popular guy on here! lol
May 4, 2013comment
C'est la vie
Apr 28, 2013comment
Woot! leveled.
Apr 26, 2013comment
Apparently it's not complicated
Apr 26, 2013comment
Oh, fuck me...
Apr 26, 2013comment
Don't mind me.. I'm just trying to scoop up some points today and level up.
Apr 23, 2013comment
Thanks whoever just did that.
Apr 22, 2013comment
Free 11's today and 500% bonus on likes... help me out?
Apr 22, 2013comment
Did you remember to 'like' me today?
Apr 18, 2013comment
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