I'm a playa...ask ya momma...she will tell ya im a bonafide woman layer...have u walking with a limp!!!

got a Rolex for my birthday from a couple lesbians I know. Guess they misunderstood me when I told them "I wanna watch."

I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.

The local senior citizen care center has begun giving Viagra to the old men each night. It seems it keeps them from rolling out of bed.

CONFUCIOUS SAY:Man who sticks dick in peanut better jar is fucking nuts!!

In a recent survey into blowjobs and why men liked them so much, 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just liked the fucking silence...lol

Im a playa ask ya momma she will tell ya im a bonafide woman laya get u walkin with a limp!!