An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. Buddha

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. George Carlin

Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind. Robert Green Ingersoll

We must all obey the great law of change. It is the most powerful law of nature. Edmund Burke

Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music. Jimi Hendrix

To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead. Samuel Butler

Life's like a movie, write your own ending. Keep believing, keep pretending. Jim Henson

Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. Jeff Foxworthy

You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself. Mel Brooks

Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave. Indira Gandhi

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes... just be an illusion. Javan

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. George Carlin

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. Sam Ewing

Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life. Simone Weil

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out. Anton Chekhov

Never fight an inanimate object. P. J. O'Rourke

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don Marquis

If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. Noel Coward

I give thanks everyday that I've been able to take my craziness and make it work for me. Fritz Scholder

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. Charles M. Schulz