Well Hello everyone. I'M BACK!!!

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!!

They say you can't please everyone so you might as well please yourself. ummm hmmm well alrighty then. =-)

Oh, please don't stop! C'mon, just a bit longer. Don't quit on me now, don't stop... CRAP! Don't you hate it when ur pen runs out ink when u need it the most.

has a very lucky pillow....it gets head every night

A man wearing only saran-rap walks in a bar. Bartender says "Sir I can clearly see your NUTS"

I'm not naughty, just behaviorally challenged. :)

I was a good girl for so long, that the naughty girl in me got sick and tired of it, tied my ass up and has taken over!

..I have been sent to the naughty corner..leave a msg and I'll get back to you when I promise to be good..then again you may have to wait a while ;)

The right way to kiss a girl: -Push her up against the wall -grip her waist tightly -and kiss her like you mean it...

Havent been on here much lately been a little busy...sorry girls and guys

hates being the girl that is liked but never dated and the girl that is good enough for sex but never a relationship

Ok question of the day. What is your biggest turn on? answer below if brave. C'mon u can do it.

I have figured out a cure for insomnia. It is the little box up there beside the search box. It says LOGOUT! .....lol

Been gone all weekend had a blast though, ready to go back next weekend

Been busy all day at work painting the office wooohoooo!!!

okay i am drunk and i just passed my texas alcohol and beverage commission test online just to have it with a 92 wtf?....lol

okay i am drunk and i just passed my texas alcohol and beverage commission test with a 92 wtf?....lol

I'm In Love And It Only Cost Me $40+tax.. Oh and the Batteries!! :o)

is sorry,but im leaving you all.. Im goin were its hot,cosy,an i can be naked freely i know you'd LOVE 2 come with me but my bed is just not big enough 4 us all