Every1 have a kick ass weekend

the lesbians next door gave me a rolex for my birhtday, great gift but i think they misunderstood when i said i wanna watch

I was asked today what I like in women. Apparently "my cock" isn't an acceptable answer

on and off b back 2nite

don't go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge

Thinks that ppl should have to score high on an IQ test before they are allowed to have kids.

g'nite all

sick of ppl only coming around when they want something; will i work their horse, fix their car, remodel their house, borrow them money. I drop everything to help ppl i thought were friends and it turns out the one time I need help every1 is to fu--ing bus

off for now, y'all have a great nite

g'nite all leave luv

wishing i could get over this damn cold

makin dinner bbl

bored out of my mind

off 2 bed all R/F/A PLZ all luv returned

i'm gettin fuckin old

tip of the day....never fry bacon while naked, just not a good idea

when ur in a relationship every1 wants ya but when ur single no1 gives a shit....wtf night all

off for now but bbl, leave love y'all

those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.